My Kelly Turnbull books are the perfect solution to your conservative holiday gift-giving needs! I hope you’ll order them early to make sure I can get them to you before Christmas. It sometimes takes a little time by mail.
To order, just confirm the following at [email protected]:
1. Your name for the mailing label.
2. The address where you want them sent. Please make sure it’s complete!
3. What books you want. For normals, it's $35 for the first book, $25 for each thereafter, but for supporters it's $5 off a book! I pay US postage. (Contact me if you need international shipping, because it's very expensive.) I have copies of all six novels and the 21 Biggest Lies about Donald Trump too!
4. A phone number for when you get your own address wrong (it happens a lot)
5. Exactly how you want them each signed and to who! If you don’t specify, I make it up myself and that can be terrifying!
I will then send you a P*Pal link via email! And once you complete the PayPal transfer, I will mail them by USPS media mail. It takes about two weeks.
THANKS!
Kurt
Is my new @townhallcom column just wishful thinking, or is the blue wave gonna be as flaccid as a Democrat on his wedding night?
“The midterm polls suck, and they might be right – if you believe them, we could be headed for anything from a blue tsunami to a blue wave to a blue trickle. But that’s a big if. To avoid that conclusion, you have to believe that the majority of polls, which are undeniably showing most of our key Senate candidates losing, are inaccurate. Now, this is where it gets tricky, because we want to believe in a massive polling miss. We want to believe that the polls are skewed Dem-ward. We want to believe that there are Republicans out there who aren’t being surveyed by these polls who are going to show up on election day and pull our bacon out of the fire. The power of wanting is potent, and it can blind you. It can make you stupid. It can make you miss the obvious. And that danger exists there. Those polls could be substantially correct, in which case we’re ...
My new @townhallcom column is totally out of patience with knuckleheads, losers, and schmucks…
“Every election cycle we hear the same stupid spiel from a certain band of pseudo-conservative quitters: “Oh no, I’m not getting my way. I’ve got no reason to vote. I’m not going to vote. The Republicans aren’t conservative enough, so I’m just going to let the communist pervert Democrats win. Waa, waa, waa.” I don’t know whether this is tactical stupidity or a cry for attention — maybe it’s both — but it’s exhausting. Boss, I’m tired. Tired of the ostentatiously blackpilling pundits and posers who think electing Democrats by sitting out the election is the way to morph the Republican Party from a bunch of crony codgers managing America’s decline like gentlemen into a party that’s making America great again. It’s not. You never win by losing. And in fact, we’ve been winning. If you’re mad because you think Donald Trump hasn’t performed, you’re not ...
