My Kelly Turnbull books are the perfect solution to your conservative holiday gift-giving needs! I hope you’ll order them early to make sure I can get them to you before Christmas. It sometimes takes a little time by mail.
To order, just confirm the following at [email protected]:
1. Your name for the mailing label.
2. The address where you want them sent. Please make sure it’s complete!
3. What books you want. For normals, it's $35 for the first book, $25 for each thereafter, but for supporters it's $5 off a book! I pay US postage. (Contact me if you need international shipping, because it's very expensive.) I have copies of all six novels and the 21 Biggest Lies about Donald Trump too!
4. A phone number for when you get your own address wrong (it happens a lot)
5. Exactly how you want them each signed and to who! If you don’t specify, I make it up myself and that can be terrifying!
I will then send you a P*Pal link via email! And once you complete the PayPal transfer, I will mail them by USPS media mail. It takes about two weeks.
THANKS!
Kurt
Unlike Colbert, my new @townhallcom column is relevant, funny, and employed!🔥
Colbert Finally Makes Us Laugh https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2025/07/24/colbert-finally-makes-us-laugh-n2660806
What the everlasting hell is wrong with Candace Owens?
Who gives a rat's ass what sex Brigitte Macron is, was, or may be in the future?!
For CO to want to die on this hill is so perplexing to me.
What the Macrons do or don't do in their bedroom has zero impact on this world and I for one am sick to the back teeth of people's attitude that someone who is a public figure is somehow public property.
Enough Candace!