My Kelly Turnbull books are the perfect solution to your conservative holiday gift-giving needs! I hope you’ll order them early to make sure I can get them to you before Christmas. It sometimes takes a little time by mail.
To order, just confirm the following at [email protected]:
1. Your name for the mailing label.
2. The address where you want them sent. Please make sure it’s complete!
3. What books you want. For normals, it's $35 for the first book, $25 for each thereafter, but for supporters it's $5 off a book! I pay US postage. (Contact me if you need international shipping, because it's very expensive.) I have copies of all six novels and the 21 Biggest Lies about Donald Trump too!
4. A phone number for when you get your own address wrong (it happens a lot)
5. Exactly how you want them each signed and to who! If you don’t specify, I make it up myself and that can be terrifying!
I will then send you a P*Pal link via email! And once you complete the PayPal transfer, I will mail them by USPS media mail. It takes about two weeks.
THANKS!
Kurt
My new @Townhallcom VIP column has all the answers!
“While America under Donald Trump is inarguably doing better in many ways than it has in many years, we still have problems the smart set insists are insoluble. They are not insoluble. They are easy. That is why you are not allowed to talk about them honestly. Say the quiet part out loud, and you are racist, sexist, transphobic, xenophobic, and every other -ist and -phobe that turns you into an officially bad person. You are supposed to shut up and bear the burden of other people’s deviance.
Fortunately, we have a guy in the White House who does not care what they say. Donald Trump is already doing something about some of this. Other problems endure. And here is the part the elite especially do not want discussed: The solutions are easy.”
Our Biggest Problems Have the Easiest Solutions https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/09/09/our-biggest-problems-have-the-easiest-solutions-n2682590
Don’t be afraid of the. My new @townhallcom column says “Take the fight to them!”
“The Washington Post has not yet apologized for its false insinuations against me, which have resulted only in it embarrassing itself and validating me as a Massively Influential Conservative Influencer™. I don’t expect them to take responsibility; I fully understand that my enemy is too proud of the legacy it survives on, like maggots feeding on a corpse, ever to admit it was wrong to a trio of outlaw media guys. But we’ll still be here when Jeff Bezos finally pulls the plug on this terminal patient.
The fact is, this sordid story shows us the nature of, and how to fight, the regime media. That’s what our job is, at the end of the day. Almost 20 years ago, a guy named Andrew Breitbart came on the scene and showed us that these punks who think they are Mike Tyson have glass jaws. ”
You Can Fight Back Against the Regime Media ...
