My Kelly Turnbull books are the perfect solution to your conservative holiday gift-giving needs! I hope you’ll order them early to make sure I can get them to you before Christmas. It sometimes takes a little time by mail.
To order, just confirm the following at [email protected]:
1. Your name for the mailing label.
2. The address where you want them sent. Please make sure it’s complete!
3. What books you want. For normals, it's $35 for the first book, $25 for each thereafter, but for supporters it's $5 off a book! I pay US postage. (Contact me if you need international shipping, because it's very expensive.) I have copies of all six novels and the 21 Biggest Lies about Donald Trump too!
4. A phone number for when you get your own address wrong (it happens a lot)
5. Exactly how you want them each signed and to who! If you don’t specify, I make it up myself and that can be terrifying!
I will then send you a P*Pal link via email! And once you complete the PayPal transfer, I will mail them by USPS media mail. It takes about two weeks.
THANKS!
Kurt
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