My Kelly Turnbull books are the perfect solution to your conservative holiday gift-giving needs! I hope you’ll order them early to make sure I can get them to you before Christmas. It sometimes takes a little time by mail.
To order, just confirm the following at [email protected]:
1. Your name for the mailing label.
2. The address where you want them sent. Please make sure it’s complete!
3. What books you want. For normals, it's $35 for the first book, $25 for each thereafter, but for supporters it's $5 off a book! I pay US postage. (Contact me if you need international shipping, because it's very expensive.) I have copies of all six novels and the 21 Biggest Lies about Donald Trump too!
4. A phone number for when you get your own address wrong (it happens a lot)
5. Exactly how you want them each signed and to who! If you don’t specify, I make it up myself and that can be terrifying!
I will then send you a P*Pal link via email! And once you complete the PayPal transfer, I will mail them by USPS media mail. It takes about two weeks.
THANKS!
Kurt
Yeah, I know what the polls say and I’m not buying it. Neither are the folks here in Texas who know the score! @townhallcom
“When Vice President JD Vance told the midterm convention audience that he had absolutely no desire to see James Talarico’s browser history, it got a good laugh. Talarico has that weird, smarmy creepiness thing going on, combined with casual blasphemy, a hatred of capitalism, and the sensibilities of a white-wine woman who works in HR and celebrates Kwanzaa. He’s a terrible fit for America, and an unimaginable fit for Texas.
But people are imagining it. They’re imagining it hard, especially people outside Texas. If you listen to the pollsters- and you should never listen to the pollsters- he’s either neck-and-neck with Ken Paxton or beating the TX AG handily. The smart set contends that Texas is about to tumble into the blue chasm at the hands of a guy who’s less Beto’s heir than Pete Buttigieg’s grinning Mini-Me. So, I decided, now that I’m back ...
My new @Townhallcom VIP column has all the answers!
“While America under Donald Trump is inarguably doing better in many ways than it has in many years, we still have problems the smart set insists are insoluble. They are not insoluble. They are easy. That is why you are not allowed to talk about them honestly. Say the quiet part out loud, and you are racist, sexist, transphobic, xenophobic, and every other -ist and -phobe that turns you into an officially bad person. You are supposed to shut up and bear the burden of other people’s deviance.
Fortunately, we have a guy in the White House who does not care what they say. Donald Trump is already doing something about some of this. Other problems endure. And here is the part the elite especially do not want discussed: The solutions are easy.”
Our Biggest Problems Have the Easiest Solutions https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/09/09/our-biggest-problems-have-the-easiest-solutions-n2682590
