My Kelly Turnbull books are the perfect solution to your conservative holiday gift-giving needs! I hope you’ll order them early to make sure I can get them to you before Christmas. It sometimes takes a little time by mail.
To order, just confirm the following at [email protected]:
1. Your name for the mailing label.
2. The address where you want them sent. Please make sure it’s complete!
3. What books you want. For normals, it's $35 for the first book, $25 for each thereafter, but for supporters it's $5 off a book! I pay US postage. (Contact me if you need international shipping, because it's very expensive.) I have copies of all six novels and the 21 Biggest Lies about Donald Trump too!
4. A phone number for when you get your own address wrong (it happens a lot)
5. Exactly how you want them each signed and to who! If you don’t specify, I make it up myself and that can be terrifying!
I will then send you a P*Pal link via email! And once you complete the PayPal transfer, I will mail them by USPS media mail. It takes about two weeks.
THANKS!
Kurt
Until until a few weeks ago, liberals loved the TSA, because it was just another government operation, sucking down money, and giving middling performance. But now, in an attempt to make Donald Trump look bad, they have cut off TSA and made flying a genuine pain in the ass. Donald Trump on the other hand, has taken the opportunity to supplant TSA with ICE. The same ICE that uses profiling! Just like they do in Israel. I for one am rather be amused by this situation. It shows that the Democrats really don't have a long-term strategy to deal with Donald Trump. It's just easier to make noise for a while.
Hey Mark, can I get a fuck Joe Biden?
Well, we have to make a choice and the choice is clear. My new @Townhallcom column explains it.
Paxton > Cornyn https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/03/26/paxton-cornyn-n2673255
My new @townhall VIP column!
Regime Media Journalists, Besides Being Commies, Are Terrible at Their Jobs https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/03/25/regime-media-journalists-besides-being-commies-are-terrible-at-their-jobs-n2673254