My new @townhallcom column recognizes a superstar and dares liberals and sissy Never Trumpers to attack him.🔥🔥🔥🔥🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
@GovRonDeSantis Is History’s Greatest Monster For Some Reason https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2022/10/03/untitled-n2613859?30
So glad Congressional committee could interview and question former President Clinton and his delightful wife. Nothing gained from this exercise.
Rush Limbaugh voiceover with “ I don’t remember” song would’ve been a nice touch by Republicans.
The smartest women in the world since 1992 and still can’t remember anything.
RE: Panama Red
Chekhov's Gun - Narrative principle emphasizing that every element in a story be necessary, with all irrelevant elements removed. i.e. if a gun is featured in a story, there must be a reason for it, such as being fired at some later point.
Schlichter's Minigun- Narrative principle where if one introduces a badass piece of military equipment in a story, that equipment must be used to kill a lot of scumbags prior to the end of the book.
Shut up and don’t sing, because they suck. @townhallcom
Crusty Democrat Dino Rockers Should Have Some Dignity https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/02/26/crusty-democrat-dino-rockers-should-have-some-dignity-n2671893
