Just went to a local diner and got a patty melt. Asked for tomatoes and pickles in addition to the grilled onions. Oh hell yeah.
Also, some woke people there talking about how they do not trust the government. Word.
Well, we have to make a choice and the choice is clear. My new @Townhallcom column explains it.
Paxton > Cornyn https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/03/26/paxton-cornyn-n2673255
My new @townhall VIP column!
Regime Media Journalists, Besides Being Commies, Are Terrible at Their Jobs https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/03/25/regime-media-journalists-besides-being-commies-are-terrible-at-their-jobs-n2673254
My new @townhallcom column is up!
No, MAGA Is Not Falling Apart Because a Few Podcasters Did Not Get Their Way https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/03/23/no-maga-is-not-falling-apart-because-a-few-podcasters-did-not-get-their-way-n2673218
