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Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter

October 25, 2023

New Column

I’ve got away that the savages can keep from being killed and keep all of the women and children they are hiding behind safe too! Guess what it is! My new @Townhallcom VIP column answers this important question!

They Can Always Surrender https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2023/10/25/they-can-always-surrender-n2630265

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They Can Always Surrender

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Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter

June 20, 2025

Morning Report

Explaining the ninth circuit ruling against Newsom!

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Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter

March 20, 2025

Here’s a video on the Trump judicial strategy you should check out

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Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter

February 05, 2025

Morning report

They’re totally going to bleed out!

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Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter

15 hours ago

New Column

Merry Christmas… It’s all a plot! @townhallcom

Conspiracy Theorists Are Conspiring to Be Stupid https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2025/12/25/conspiracy-theorists-are-conspiring-to-be-stupid-n2668382

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Conspiracy Theorists Are Conspiring to Be Stupid

Exploring the absurdity of conspiracy theories and their impact on society.

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December 24, 2025

Merry Christmas, all!

Kurt Schlichter @KurtSchlichter

December 24, 2025

New Column

Deck the Halls with the tears of leftists! @townhallcom

The Ultimate Christmas List for Conservatives https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2025/12/24/the-ultimate-christmas-list-for-conservatives-n2668340

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The Ultimate Christmas List for Conservatives

Gift ideas for conservatives this Christmas season.

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