Explaining the ninth circuit ruling against Newsom!

Hope you like it!

They’re totally going to bleed out!

Unlike Colbert, my new @townhallcom column is relevant, funny, and employed!🔥

Colbert Finally Makes Us Laugh https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2025/07/24/colbert-finally-makes-us-laugh-n2660806

https://babylonbee.com/news/slaves-dutifully-sew-pay-us-what-you-owe-us-on-shirts-for-professional-athletes

Those poor WNBA players!

What the everlasting hell is wrong with Candace Owens?

Who gives a rat's ass what sex Brigitte Macron is, was, or may be in the future?!

For CO to want to die on this hill is so perplexing to me.

What the Macrons do or don't do in their bedroom has zero impact on this world and I for one am sick to the back teeth of people's attitude that someone who is a public figure is somehow public property.

Enough Candace!