RE: Panama Red
Chekhov's Gun - Narrative principle emphasizing that every element in a story be necessary, with all irrelevant elements removed. i.e. if a gun is featured in a story, there must be a reason for it, such as being fired at some later point.
Schlichter's Minigun- Narrative principle where if one introduces a badass piece of military equipment in a story, that equipment must be used to kill a lot of scumbags prior to the end of the book.
So glad Congressional committee could interview and question former President Clinton and his delightful wife. Nothing gained from this exercise.
Rush Limbaugh voiceover with “ I don’t remember” song would’ve been a nice touch by Republicans.
The smartest women in the world since 1992 and still can’t remember anything.
Shut up and don’t sing, because they suck. @townhallcom
Crusty Democrat Dino Rockers Should Have Some Dignity https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/02/26/crusty-democrat-dino-rockers-should-have-some-dignity-n2671893
My @townhallcom column warns people not to fall for the Democrats’ trick…
Democrats Try Pretending to Be Normal to Fool Normal Voters https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/02/25/democrats-try-pretending-to-be-normal-to-fool-normal-voters-n2671748