Platner Is a Hilarious Symptom of Progressive Failure | New @townhallcom
“Look, it makes sense to be concerned that the progressives who are trying to run a coup on the Democrat Party are now openly calling themselves “socialists,” but don’t forget that we have an advantage. They are morally bankrupt nincompoops who have been beaten by the establishment like the rented mules they are. Do progressive Democrats have any self-respect at all? It’s a legitimate question. The Democrat establishment, those ancient, corrupt, sleazeball party hacks, keep humiliating the eager Leftists, and they keep taking it. They’re repeating the mantra “Vote blue, no matter who” is like slapping a “Kick Me” sign on their collective collectivist back.”
My new @townhallcom column channels Chumbawamba - you get knocked down, you get up again…
“Well, that sucked — nay, it super sucked. It sucked like the giant black hole at the center of the galaxy. There’s no silver lining to this cloud; the best you’re going to get is some aluminum. But we’ve been here before. Not to this extent for a long time, but we have been here before. We’ve had bad nights. And Tuesday was a very, very bad night.
OK, so we’re going to sit and cry about it? Are we going to give up? Not unless we want to give up our country. And I don’t want to give up our country.”
Yeah, It Blows… So What? Life Is Hard. Toughen Up. https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/11/05/yeah-it-blows-so-what-life-is-hard-toughen-up-n2685949
Here's the crow-eating edition of "How I Got the 2026 Completely Wrong." And the lessons learned. https://kellyjohnston.substack.com/p/lessons-from-the-blue-tsunami