My new @Townhallcon column is up!
“The current trend of Democratic Socialists of America goobers going on Fox and proudly coming out for all the weird and stupid things they support is akin to the phenomenon of a few years ago where you had furries publicly and proudly proclaiming their bizarre identity, except the people pretending to be cartoon foxes and wombats were less embarrassing. As dumb and creepy as it is to dress up as an anime marsupial and admit that their furry fetish tops “sincere people” and “long walks on the beach” on their list of turn-ons, at least the furry strange-os didn’t murder 100 million people over the last century. Of course, it’s probably only because their costumes don’t provide opposable thumbs to hold the guns.”
Democrats Want to Close the Prisons, Except Not for People Like You https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/08/03/democrats-want-to-close-the-prisons-except-not-for-people-like-you-n2680504
My new SPECIAL Friday @townhallcom column asks the question that everybody is asking – what and where is this little mutant hiding?
“Where the heck is little Jimmy Talarico, the blasphemous imp who the regime media are trying to tell us is the anti-gun, anti-meat, anti-fossil fuel, anti-America, anti-Christian communist who’s going to be the guy who finally turns Texas blue? He should be out on the campaign trail nailing down what the elite has decreed is his inevitable victory, but he’s not. He’s been missing in action since the end of September — time to send out a search party. Maybe we can help, but looking for him is like playing Where’s Waldo, except easier, because you can safely avoid barbecue joints, gun ranges, or churches that actually believe in Jesus.
You know, places where normal people are.”
So Where Did Talarico Go? https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/10/09/so-where-did-talarico-go-n2684387
How the hell can anybody be anything but absolutely thrilled at what Donald Trump has done to make America safe, secure, and predominant again? @townhallcom
“Oh no, gas is a little more expensive per gallon, and a bunch of Democrats haven’t been thrown into jail yet. I guess the only thing to do is vote for a bunch of communists.
There are many great things that Donald Trump has done, from closing the border to squelching DEI, to turning the Civil Rights Division at DOJ from a race-obsessed jihad against straight penis-people of power into something that protects liberty instead of taking it. There’s a whole litany of wins, wins no one thought possible, wins no one even imagined 10 years ago, and yet some people are dooming. There are people mad at Trump because he hasn’t done enough, yet I haven’t even mentioned what may be his most important achievement.
He’s reset the entire international chessboard. OK, if you don’t like chess, remember Risk? Think of the world as a giant...
