My new @Townhallcom column calls out all the doomers, blackpillers, and whiners!
“Let’s review some of the typical complaints from Team All-Is-Lost. The war in Iran hasn’t yet been conclusively won. Millions upon millions of illegal aliens are still in the United States. We’re paying fat slobs to sit on their butts and gobble down Doritos that our welfare dollars pay for. Republicans are weak and soft, and haven’t passed the SAVE Act. Trust-fund communists are taking over the Democrat Party. The economy under Trump 47 hasn’t yet matched the economy under Trump 45. The budget is still out of control. Bureaucrats keep interfering in our agenda. Judges keep getting in the way of progress. Democrats keep getting in the way of progress. Progressives keep getting in the way of progress.
So, we should whine and cry, right? After all, what has Trump accomplished?
A lot. I don’t need a column for that. I need a book.”
The Doomers Can’t Deny Trump’s Big Wins https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/08/13/the-doomers-cant-deny-trumps-big-wins-n2681130
My @townhallcom counterpoint to the people who think justice should be done behind closed doors…
“Murder is a crime, as much as many of the critics don’t care about it. They can summon up all sorts of outrage over criminals being executed, but they don’t know the names of any of the dead.
I do. One of them was a former fellow California Army Guardsman who was serving on active duty at Fort Hood. I didn’t know him well – he was down in San Diego while I was in Los Angeles – but I had met him and he was a good guy. That piece of crap who had wormed his way into the rank of major took a gun and shot Captain John Gaffaney to death because Captain Gaffaney was serving the United States of America in a conflict against the traitor’s seventh-century, goat-loving savage friends. So yeah, I say shoot the b*****d and let everybody see.”
Shoot Him Live https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/10/12/shoot-him-live-n2684469
My new SPECIAL Friday @townhallcom column asks the question that everybody is asking – what and where is this little mutant hiding?
“Where the heck is little Jimmy Talarico, the blasphemous imp who the regime media are trying to tell us is the anti-gun, anti-meat, anti-fossil fuel, anti-America, anti-Christian communist who’s going to be the guy who finally turns Texas blue? He should be out on the campaign trail nailing down what the elite has decreed is his inevitable victory, but he’s not. He’s been missing in action since the end of September — time to send out a search party. Maybe we can help, but looking for him is like playing Where’s Waldo, except easier, because you can safely avoid barbecue joints, gun ranges, or churches that actually believe in Jesus.
You know, places where normal people are.”
So Where Did Talarico Go? https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/10/09/so-where-did-talarico-go-n2684387
