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Listen to what your enemy tells you! @townhallcom

“It’s a beautiful autumn, with the sun out and the economy getting better and relative peace and quiet in the country, and then you realize that a substantial number of the people we share this country with want to see us dead. No one wants to have that realization, and a lot of people will try to deny it. After all, it’s easier to deny unpleasant truths than to face them forthrightly. But we need to face this one forthrightly. We need to look at exactly what’s happening, confront it, and defeat it. Because if we don’t defeat it, they’re going to defeat us, and then they’re going to murder us. How do I know this? Well, there’s a thing called history that used to be taught in schools, but you can find out all about it through the magic of the Interwebs if you have any doubts about what I’m saying.
And you shouldn’t have any doubts about what I’m saying because it’s manifestly true. There are a lot of people who want us dead. They are just currently incapable of doing it. We need to keep things that way.”

Believe Them When They Tell You They Want You Dead

https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/09/16/believe-them-when-they-tell-you-they-want-you-dead-n2683009

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Yeah, I know what the polls say and I’m not buying it. Neither are the folks here in Texas who know the score! @townhallcom

“When Vice President JD Vance told the midterm convention audience that he had absolutely no desire to see James Talarico’s browser history, it got a good laugh. Talarico has that weird, smarmy creepiness thing going on, combined with casual blasphemy, a hatred of capitalism, and the sensibilities of a white-wine woman who works in HR and celebrates Kwanzaa. He’s a terrible fit for America, and an unimaginable fit for Texas.
But people are imagining it. They’re imagining it hard, especially people outside Texas. If you listen to the pollsters- and you should never listen to the pollsters- he’s either neck-and-neck with Ken Paxton or beating the TX AG handily. The smart set contends that Texas is about to tumble into the blue chasm at the hands of a guy who’s less Beto’s heir than Pete Buttigieg’s grinning Mini-Me. So, I decided, now that I’m back ...

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“While America under Donald Trump is inarguably doing better in many ways than it has in many years, we still have problems the smart set insists are insoluble. They are not insoluble. They are easy. That is why you are not allowed to talk about them honestly. Say the quiet part out loud, and you are racist, sexist, transphobic, xenophobic, and every other -ist and -phobe that turns you into an officially bad person. You are supposed to shut up and bear the burden of other people’s deviance.
Fortunately, we have a guy in the White House who does not care what they say. Donald Trump is already doing something about some of this. Other problems endure. And here is the part the elite especially do not want discussed: The solutions are easy.”

Our Biggest Problems Have the Easiest Solutions https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/09/09/our-biggest-problems-have-the-easiest-solutions-n2682590

September 08, 2026
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