My new @townhallcom column is totally out of patience with knuckleheads, losers, and schmucks…
“Every election cycle we hear the same stupid spiel from a certain band of pseudo-conservative quitters: “Oh no, I’m not getting my way. I’ve got no reason to vote. I’m not going to vote. The Republicans aren’t conservative enough, so I’m just going to let the communist pervert Democrats win. Waa, waa, waa.” I don’t know whether this is tactical stupidity or a cry for attention — maybe it’s both — but it’s exhausting. Boss, I’m tired. Tired of the ostentatiously blackpilling pundits and posers who think electing Democrats by sitting out the election is the way to morph the Republican Party from a bunch of crony codgers managing America’s decline like gentlemen into a party that’s making America great again. It’s not. You never win by losing. And in fact, we’ve been winning. If you’re mad because you think Donald Trump hasn’t performed, you’re not thinking at all. The only question is whether that’s because you can’t or you’ve chosen not to.”
We Are So Tired of the Loudmouth Quitters https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/09/28/we-are-so-tired-of-the-loudmouth-quitters-n2683651
Here's the crow-eating edition of "How I Got the 2026 Completely Wrong." And the lessons learned. https://kellyjohnston.substack.com/p/lessons-from-the-blue-tsunami
My new @townhallcom column channels Chumbawamba - you get knocked down, you get up again…
“Well, that sucked — nay, it super sucked. It sucked like the giant black hole at the center of the galaxy. There’s no silver lining to this cloud; the best you’re going to get is some aluminum. But we’ve been here before. Not to this extent for a long time, but we have been here before. We’ve had bad nights. And Tuesday was a very, very bad night.
OK, so we’re going to sit and cry about it? Are we going to give up? Not unless we want to give up our country. And I don’t want to give up our country.”
Yeah, It Blows… So What? Life Is Hard. Toughen Up. https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/11/05/yeah-it-blows-so-what-life-is-hard-toughen-up-n2685949
