My new @townhallcom VIP column looks on the bright side!!!
“I don’t know how the midterm elections will turn out; I think Republicans will do better than expected, but who knows? – yet there’s one thing I’m entirely sure of. This election cycle has, at least, allowed us Republicans to rid ourselves of some of the biggest hacks any political party has ever had the misfortune to be saddled with. Whether we beat them in primaries or scared them out of primaries entirely, they’re gone, and they aren’t coming back. When this is over, we will be rid of that fraud Thomas Massie, the insipid Thom Tillis, the tiresome Bill Cassidy, and the Kinzingeresque Ukrainian fetishizer Don Bacon. Also past his sell-by date is that Bushesque phony John Cornyn, whose absolutely disgraceful post-primary defeat conduct has utterly vindicated the Texas Republicans who rejected him, whether Ken Paxton beats the blasphemous homunculus or not.”
Our Worst-Case Scenario Is We Got Rid of a Bunch of Losers https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/10/28/our-worst-case-scenario-is-we-got-rid-of-a-bunch-of-losers-n2685314
I have some inside info on who might be the next press secretary! @townhallcom
“You might wonder why President Trump even needs a press secretary at all, since he’s arguably the savviest practitioner of public relations, messaging, and political influence operations in living memory. After all, this is a guy who talked his way into beating the Smartest Woman in the World™ — though, unlike Felonia Mulhouse von Pantsuit, smart women, as well as dumb women and inanimate objects, are typically able to pass the DC Bar exam. His use of social media is unparalleled — his media game is so far beyond that of anybody else that most of the time we sit scratching our heads in wonder at it.”
Trump Needs a Warrior for Press Secretary https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/10/26/trump-needs-a-warrior-for-press-secretary-n2685255
My new @townhallcom column lays into this heinous harpy and all the other goose-stepping freaks who think they can frame us into submission…
“When fascism comes to America, it will come from the left, because the left is where fascism comes from. It will come in the form of a Democrat, a Democrat who pretends to be patriotic and points to her résumé as if it’s proof. And it will be dressed like an HR director at a mid-tier company in a second-tier town.”
Dem Hack Drops the Mask and Lets Her Fascism Freak Flag Fly https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/10/22/democrat-hack-drops-the-mask-and-lets-her-fascism-freak-flag-fly-n2685037
