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I have some inside info on who might be the next press secretary! @townhallcom
“You might wonder why President Trump even needs a press secretary at all, since he’s arguably the savviest practitioner of public relations, messaging, and political influence operations in living memory. After all, this is a guy who talked his way into beating the Smartest Woman in the World™ — though, unlike Felonia Mulhouse von Pantsuit, smart women, as well as dumb women and inanimate objects, are typically able to pass the DC Bar exam. His use of social media is unparalleled — his media game is so far beyond that of anybody else that most of the time we sit scratching our heads in wonder at it.”
Trump Needs a Warrior for Press Secretary https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/10/26/trump-needs-a-warrior-for-press-secretary-n2685255
My new @townhallcom column lays into this heinous harpy and all the other goose-stepping freaks who think they can frame us into submission…
“When fascism comes to America, it will come from the left, because the left is where fascism comes from. It will come in the form of a Democrat, a Democrat who pretends to be patriotic and points to her résumé as if it’s proof. And it will be dressed like an HR director at a mid-tier company in a second-tier town.”
Dem Hack Drops the Mask and Lets Her Fascism Freak Flag Fly https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/10/22/democrat-hack-drops-the-mask-and-lets-her-fascism-freak-flag-fly-n2685037
