Me: "Hey, you should pick up that drumstick somebody left in the street."
Kid: "It's like one drumstick."
Me: "You could play Def Leppard."
Kid: ***
Me: "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY THAT'S FUNNY!"
Kid: "The drummer's got one arm."
Me: "See. Hilarious!"
The same administration that made a complete 180 about not only the Epstein list but also about the cause of the pedophile's death is now insisting that that military jet flyover during the press conference of Epstein’s victims wasn't planned.
Stfu with that disingenuous bullshit.
They REALLY, REALLY want this Epstein stuff to go away, don't they?
I wonder why!
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