Me: "Hey, you should pick up that drumstick somebody left in the street."
Kid: "It's like one drumstick."
Me: "You could play Def Leppard."
Kid: ***
Me: "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY THAT'S FUNNY!"
Kid: "The drummer's got one arm."
Me: "See. Hilarious!"
My new @townhallcom column is up!
What Do the Dems Do After They’ve Done Their Worst and It Flops? https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2026/02/19/what-do-the-dems-do-after-theyve-done-their-worst-and-it-flops-n2671469