Me: "Hey, you should pick up that drumstick somebody left in the street."
Kid: "It's like one drumstick."
Me: "You could play Def Leppard."
Kid: ***
Me: "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY THAT'S FUNNY!"
Kid: "The drummer's got one arm."
Me: "See. Hilarious!"
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