Me: "Hey, you should pick up that drumstick somebody left in the street."
Kid: "It's like one drumstick."
Me: "You could play Def Leppard."
Kid: ***
Me: "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY THAT'S FUNNY!"
Kid: "The drummer's got one arm."
Me: "See. Hilarious!"
Looks like The Attack is going to become A reality.
https://x.com/jessekellyshow/status/1971370989838843913?s=46
Xenophobia is the proper and rational response because other countries generally suck @townhallcom 🇺🇸
We Totally Voted for Trump to Tick Off Tiresome Foreigners https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2025/09/25/we-totally-voted-for-trump-to-tick-off-tiresome-foreigners-n2663890
My new @townhallcom column is sick of dummies!😛
America Has a Stupidity Crisis https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2025/09/24/america-has-a-stupidity-crisis-n2663793