Me: "Hey, you should pick up that drumstick somebody left in the street."
Kid: "It's like one drumstick."
Me: "You could play Def Leppard."
Kid: ***
Me: "YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY THAT'S FUNNY!"
Kid: "The drummer's got one arm."
Me: "See. Hilarious!"
Unlike Colbert, my new @townhallcom column is relevant, funny, and employed!🔥
Colbert Finally Makes Us Laugh https://townhall.com/columnists/kurtschlichter/2025/07/24/colbert-finally-makes-us-laugh-n2660806
What the everlasting hell is wrong with Candace Owens?
Who gives a rat's ass what sex Brigitte Macron is, was, or may be in the future?!
For CO to want to die on this hill is so perplexing to me.
What the Macrons do or don't do in their bedroom has zero impact on this world and I for one am sick to the back teeth of people's attitude that someone who is a public figure is somehow public property.
Enough Candace!
